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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
Thou should not confuse your career with your life.
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
Never lick a steak knife.
A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Feeling translucent.
