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20 random things about meme

Memes used to be all the rage on blogs back in the early 2Ks.  Now they are just called “Random things about…” on Facebook.  Here’s one from the old blog.  Feel free to copy and post on FB!

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Finish these thoughts.

1) My uncle once: sang “Levon” at the top of his lungs while driving very fast in his Mercedes. It made me laugh.

2) When I was five: I started first grade.

3) High School was: fairly uneventful since I was the ultimate goodie-two-shoes.

4) I will never forget: the experience of having my babies.

5) I once met: Glenn Tilbrook of Squeeze, Bruce Hornsby, and all the guys in Blues Traveler. Oh yeah, I also spoke to Richard Lewis on the phone. And Tina Fey sung at my first wedding.

6) There’s this girl I know who: can turn her feet backwards.

7) By noon I’m usually: starving.

8) Next time I go to church: I will nostalgically eat Certs breath mints because that’s what my parents used to give me in church to shut me up when I’d start whining about getting out of there.

9) You know I’m lying when: I say anything is “peachy.”

10) What I miss most about the eighties: My youth.

11) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Katherine from “Taming of the Shrew”

12) A better name for me would be: Snarky McSnarkerton

13) If I ever go back to school I’ll: look up because pigs will be flying.

14) You know I like you if: I stop being polite and start getting real.

15) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: well that depends on the award. It wouldn’t be appropriate to thank my mom if the award was “World’s Greatest Lover” or something like that, now would it?

16) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: all had livers.

17) Take my advice, never: drink large quantities of Jagermeister and Flaming Gorilla Titties on your 39th birthday. All bad. Trust me on that.

18) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: Pretty flower, we all have ‘em, implanted in my brain, and running sucks.

19) Why won’t people: just get out of my way when I’m in a hurry?

20) If you spend the night at my house: flush the toilet and clean up after yourself.